A lonely, frustrated writer has a terrifying brush with popularity after he falls victim to a mysterious e-girl influencer with 2.2 million followers.

Tom and Cora were on a quest to save their marriage and find themselves. They found Jesus instead. Written & performed by Jordan Krumbine.

A homeless man wakes up without any memory and is consumed almost immediately with an unexplainable dread.

Loneliness is universal ... even when you're trapped on a planet with 8 billion other people.

Richard's penis just fell off. Worse, now it seems to have a mind of its own. Written & performed by Jordan Krumbine.

A gritty superhero novel written & performed by Jordan Krumbine.

The Memoirs of Sherlock Holmes is a collection of short stories by British writer Arthur Conan Doyle, first published late in 1893.

A 14-year-old girl survives the Florida wilderness. Written & performed by Jordan Krumbine.

In this hilarious send-up of kaiju classics (like Godzilla and Jurassic Park), an elite team of paranormal investigators face down their most fluffiest foe in a (very big) history of formidable foes.

A homeless man wakes up without any memory and is consumed almost immediately with an unexplainable dread.

A lonely, frustrated writer has a terrifying brush with popularity after he falls victim to a mysterious e-girl influencer with 2.2 million followers.

Loneliness is universal ... even when you're trapped on a planet with 8 billion other people.

Max Nebula. Luna Astroflux. Harold Spectronium. It's the end of a world as they know it ... maybe. Probably. Possibly. Hope is a tenuous thing. Almost as tenuous as time itself.

A dystopian look at Florida’s dark future. Written & performed by Jordan Krumbine.

A 14-year-old girl survives the Florida wilderness. Written & performed by Jordan Krumbine.

Days after his supplies have run out, a man ends his quarantine and finally steps outside. The air is poisoned by a virus with a staggering mortality rate, so why not have one last cigarette? After all, there's nothing else left to do.

Years from now, scientists will have bio-engineered a tool that takes away your pain. When you lose a child. When there’s too much tragedy. When all you want is to be happy again. Abigail is here to help. Written & performed by Jordan Krumbine.

A mysterious gift shop appears overnight in a city known for weird, paranormal, and sometimes apocalyptic activities. Written & performed by Jordan Krumbine.

Tom and Cora were on a quest to save their marriage and find themselves. They found Jesus instead. Written & performed by Jordan Krumbine.

In this hilarious send-up of kaiju classics (like Godzilla and Jurassic Park), an elite team of paranormal investigators face down their most fluffiest foe in a (very big) history of formidable foes.

O come all ye faithful! The monster dick is nigh! A novel about dicks, penises, and other phallic-foolery. Written & performed by Jordan Krumbine.

!!!Content Warning & Prologue ONLY!!!

A few decades prior to the main events of our story, a young girl endures the horrors of a terrible father.

Our unlikely hero, Richard Gebbler, struggles to contain his infatuation with his longtime friend and roommate, the unbearably sexy Tess Taylor.

Richard is forced to watch as Tess's dude-bro-man of a boyfriend gropes and manhandles her. Brad brags about getting the engineers at work to add shoulder-mounted missile launchers to the Iron Man-like exoskeleton suit he's been testing.

Richard attempts to distract himself while Tess and Brad do what boyfriends and girlfriends do. Unfortunately, the walls in the apartment are ... thin.

After failing to crank his meat to the sound of his roommate getting drilled next door, Richard tries to go to the bathroom before finally giving up on this useless day. And then ... well ... his dick falls off.

After a night of obsessive research into examples of real-world de-dickings (castration, cancer, industrial printing press), Richard is slowly coming to terms with life ... minus his penis.

Richard suffers the indignity of being stuck in the cramped back seat of Brad's muscle car, which actually isn't as bad as it could be, thanks to his newly-absent balls. Brad finally understands gubernatorial candidate Nicholas Greene's campaign slogan, "Make America Shoot Straight Again!" ... and of course, Brad loves it.

While taking the (extra) long way into the office, Richard meets up with his work friend, Chuck Cramer, the beatboxing mail clerk. Despite not knowing about Richard’s … situation … he shares a life lesson inspired by his totally real experience of losing an expensive camera lens while hang-gliding over the African Plains.

While Chuck struggles with the reality that he might have (maybe, probably) accidentally killed a man, Richard struggles with the reality of getting through Vector Defense's employee security line.

Finally at work, the freshly-manless Richard is thrust into the office of Vector Defense's chief executive officer, Dorian King. This guy is ... weird. Like an evil Steve Jobs that's been computer generated in some kind of holographic simulation. But ... that would be ridiculous, right?

Vector Defense CEO, Dorian King, continues to be weird. Richard continues to have a dickless day. Fortunately, sh*t is about to get real in ... one ... more ... chapter.

Finally, at the end of his first day without his junk, Richard is confronted with one more horrific asshole and one more (even more terrifying) dismembered member.

Out in the living room, Brad watches a loud, testosterone-heavy movie. When he starts to hear noises from Richard's room, of course he has no idea what horrors Richard is undergoing.

Richard is reacquainted with his (formerly) dismembered dick and balls.

Chuck's big debut performance at the local dive bar, Terry's Hole, is interrupted by red hat-wearing Nicholas Greene fanatics. Also, Richard does a Clint Eastwood impression. Trust me, it makes sense.

Outside Terry's Hole, the rowdy red hats attempt to throw a very violent after-party. Richard and the monster cock have different ideas. Chuck's inherent sense of pacificism is challenged.

Flying high on their unexpected victory after their throwdown with the red hats, Richard, Justine, and Chuck go to local Hooters knockoff, Nips & Sips, for a victory lap. And even though Justine and Chuck are celebrating, Richard has Tess-colored ulterior motives.

Thanks to the Nicholas Greene rally, Richard can't escape the red hats that have infested the city. After the misogynistic jackholes grope Tess, Richard's newfound big dick energy takes over.

The night is young, and Richard has Brad's supercharged, 6.2 liter, 717 horsepower, V8 HEMI-powered TorRed Dodge Challenger. Shoot to thrill, baby.

Pour one out for the late-night payday loan store clerk. He didn't sign up for this sh**.

Richard goes clubbing. The monster cock apparently identifies as pansexual. An inevitable transformation is finally completed.

The monster cock may be satisfied -- happy, even?? -- but at what cost? Mere hours before Richard has to go back to work, he confronts the alien monster between his legs.

The next morning, Brad discovers his damaged car. Richard and Tess finally confront each other after years of suppressed honesty. After Richard decides to give the monster cock the old college try, he makes a horrifying discovery.

Brad makes (very) evil plans for Richard. He makes even worse plans for Tess. Because ... listen, guys ... Brad's a bad guy.

It's another dickless day at the office, and Richard can't help but feel like people are looking at him. It's almost as if ... they know something.

After the Chief Operations Officer reams her out over a mysterious letter the CEO sent the Greene campaign, Justine goes to the restroom to scream out her rage. Then ... Justine gets a whole different kind of surprise.

Look, Justine is Justine. She just has a dick now.

The full scope of Brad's alpha-bully prank kicks Richard swiftly in his dickless crotch.

A psychotic, Gisu-loving, genital-mutilating supervillain lurks among us. But who could it possibly be?

Justine and Dorian King speak with gubernatorial candidate -- and overgrown schoolyard bully -- Nicholas Greene.

A bully is gonna bully ... and Nicholas Greene is as big a bully as they get.

The red hats riot. Justine protects Dorian. Richard finally sees Laraine Dillon for who she really is.

Richard and Justine reunite in the middle of the rioting red hats. Chuck pops out of an unexpected place.

As Chuck leads Richard and Justine through the underbelly of Vector Defense, they work through the symbiotic nature of their relationship with the monster unit. Laraine continues to be unreasonably obsessed with detaching penises.

Richard, Justine, and Chuck race the newly super-powered villain up to the Executive Suite. Through its symbiotic connection, Richard's penis learns of its new host's horrifying backstory.

When they find the Executive Suite mysteriously empty, Chuck does what's needed to buy Richard and Justine precious seconds.

With no hope of getting out alive, Chuck aspires to be the best Chuck that ever Chuck'd.

When Richard and Justine finally make it to the roof of Vector Defense, they discover the situation is totally under control. That is, the Nicholas Greene situation involving rioting red hats and the redneck insurrection into Vector Defense. There's still one more, extremely phallic situation they need to get their hands around.

On the roof of Vector Defense, Richard finally does what he needs to do. Kinda. Sort of.

And he's wearing the Vector Defense exoskeleton suit.

Did somebody order Dorian King's backstory? Anybody? Bueller?

Richard reclaims what was always rightfully his ... but not without dire, toxic consequences.

Tess provides a well-rehearsed bookend for the events that became known as the Vector Defense Riots.

A gritty superhero novel written & performed by Jordan Krumbine.

A mysterious stranger is possessed by a chaos demon. A brute of a superhero is crippled by guilt supercharged by his only power: empathy.

After Abe is attacked by a mysterious bar room patron, our (very) inebriated antihero hits rock bottom at the nearby bus stop ... all over an apparent, old-fashioned stick-up.

While nursing the mother of all hangovers, Abraham Owens indulges a bespectacled Gen-Z pipsqueak who's looking to hire Abe as muscle for a potentially violent rally. Could be easy money for our cash-strapped anti-hero, except for one tiny problem: Nazis.

After pipsqueak Beckett Miller reveals he was referred to Owens' Manor by Abe's closest friend and confidant, Abe decides he better listen a little more closely to the kid's plight.

Flush with cash for his impending gig at the alt-right rally, Abe proceeds to execute a carefully-devised plan for the day. Step one: restock his booze, obviously.

When a pair of thugs sporting shaved heads bust into the liquor store to rob the place (and probably more), Abraham Owens has no choice but to do what he does best.

When a pair of thugs sporting shaved heads bust into the liquor store to rob the place (and probably more), Abraham Owens has no choice but to do what he does best.

Abraham Owens rescues his on-again, off-again cohort from the hospital morgue. Turns out, her gig with the local paper has her chasing down a story that might have everything to do with Abe's big job at the alt-right rally.

Before Abe and Valdes can leave the hospital, their friendly neighborhood POS law enforcement pays them a troubling visit.

It's Abraham Owens versus Officer Stu Samson with Valdes recording everything. This probably isn't going to end well.

While Valdes completes her recon assignment for the St. Charles Sentinel, she fills Abe in on how the Sons of the Golden Future staked their claim on the city ... all the way back to Hitler looking to the United States as inspiration for the Nazi Party.

Abe and Valdes pay a visit to Josephine Watson -- librarian and Abe's closest friend -- to verify Beckett Miller's story.

Josephine verifies Beckett's story, filling in the backstory on how he was radicalized by the alt-right through toxic internet videos.

After a city bus crashes into the library, the last person Abe expects to see step off the bus is his own brother: Malachi Owens, a psychopathic (and extremely dangerous) religious fanatic.

Abe battles his brother's alt-right hit squad, punching his way to the truth about why they ran a city bus into the library.

It's brother against brother as Abe faces down Malachi.

Despite her protests, Abe and Valdes drop Josephine off at the emergency room before finally going to the Saint Charles Sentinel to drop off Valdes' photos of Councilman White meeting with corrupt cops. Abe comes face-to-face (and string-to-string) with an unexpected foe.

Abe Owens faces off with the founder of the Sons of the Golden Future, Councilman Ernest White. White grants the Saint Charles Sentinel an exclusive interview, speaking out on the night's alt-right rally. Finally, Abe and Valdes connect in a way he didn't think was possible.

On the bus ride to the alt-right rally, Beckett Miller, and more Nazis than Abe ever thought he'd see in one place ... Abe chews over Valdes's concerns about how his super-empathy will be impacted by so much hatred.

Abe regrets his decision. Beckett lays out the plan to find his girlfriend. The leader of the Sons of the Golden Future is a mysterious, faceless man named Peter. Find Peter, find Beckett's girl.

As they make their way through the rally, Abe and Beckett are intercepted by an asshole selling hate merch. Later, after they get caught between Antifa protestors and the tiki-torch-waving dollar-store Nazis, Abe offers Beckett an out from this nightmare.

top-hatted jackhole bounces across the bandshell stage, spewing the ugliest alt-right rhetoric. A pair of assholes with flamethrowers burn books. Abe and Beckett get closer to the Sons of the Golden Future's backstage base camp.

Abe recons the RV Councilman White entered with Sgt. Samson. Abe gets his first glimpse of the mysterious Peter -- even if it was just his elbow. Peter uses Samson to clarify Councilman White's position over the Sons of the Golden Future.

Beckett Miller finally gets his chance to talk to his ex-girlfriend and convince her to escape the white nationalists with him. Like everything else on this horrible day, Beckett's girl isn't what she seems.

Peter's master plan finally comes together.

Abe is haunted by his dead wife as Peter marches relentlessly to his endgame.

While he unleashes his wrath on a crippled Abraham Owens, Peter deals with the founder of the Sons of the Golden Future once and for all.

After the arrival of reinforcements, Abe does the one thing Josephine told him to never do.

Abe faces down Peter and his demons.

One way or another, Abraham Owens always finishes the job. (Includes Epilogue and Author’s Note.)

Sherlock Holmes and his partner Dr Watson travel by train to Dartmoor to investigate a crime of disappearance of the great race horse Silver Blaze and the murder of the horse's trainer, John Straker.

Sherlock Holmes, bored due to a want of cases, returns home from a walk with Dr. Watson early in spring to find he has missed a visitor but that the caller has left his pipe behind. From it, Holmes deduces a series of details that have absolutely nothing to do with anything. Because even the world's greatest detective can have a bad day.

A young clerk, Hall Pycroft, consults Sherlock Holmes with his suspicions concerning a company that has offered him a very well-paid job ... because isn't there always a catch?

As Holmes investigates the mysterious circumstances surrounding the Trevor family, he uncovers a dark secret from the past involving a mutinous sea captain named Hudson and the ill-fated ship, the Gloria Scott. Through his astute observations and deductive reasoning, Holmes not only solves the puzzle but also saves lives, ultimately showcasing his exceptional skills as a detective in his formative years.

The story begins when Holmes receives a visit from Reginald Musgrave, a former college acquaintance who seeks his assistance in unraveling a peculiar family enigma. Musgrave recounts the mysterious disappearance of his butler, Brunton, after he stumbled upon a secret ritual in the Musgrave ancestral home. Intrigued, Holmes delves into the intricacies of the centuries-old Musgrave family, meticulously examining clues and following the cryptic instructions of the ritual.

Holmes is invited to stay at the country residence of his friend, Colonel Hayter. However, Holmes soon becomes entangled in a new perplexing mystery when the neighboring Jephro Rucastle family becomes embroiled in a series of burglaries and a tragic murder. Despite his initial intention to relax, Holmes can't resist the allure of a good mystery and diligently investigates the tangled web of clues.

Holmes is summoned to unravel the mysterious death of Colonel James Barclay, whose body is found in his locked bedroom. The primary suspect is his wife, Nancy, as the only person seen entering the room before the murder was her lover, Leonard Sterndale. However, as Holmes delves deeper into the case, he discovers a shocking twist involving a dark secret from their past and a tragic event during their time in India.

The story begins when Dr. Percy Trevelyan seeks Holmes' help in understanding the strange behavior of his resident patient, Mr. Blessington. Blessington, a wealthy man, suddenly offered Dr. Trevelyan a generous share of his fortune in exchange for his medical services. Intrigued by the odd circumstances, Holmes investigates further and unravels a complex web of conspiracy and betrayal. As he uncovers the truth behind Blessington's enigmatic past and his connection to a cunning criminal mastermind, Holmes demonstrates his unparalleled ability to deduce the hidden motives and actions of those involved.

When Holmes' brother, Mycroft, seeks his assistance in a matter involving Mr. Melas, a Greek interpreter, Melas recounts a harrowing tale of being kidnapped and forced to translate for a mysterious, dangerous man. Intrigued, Holmes delves into the intricacies of the case, uncovering a sinister plot orchestrated by the ruthless Greek criminal, Vanderlinden.

After a confidential naval treaty goes missing, a young Foreign Office clerk turns to Sherlock Holmes for help. The incident puts the clerk's career and reputation at stake. Intrigued, Holmes investigates the case, employing his extraordinary deductive skills to sift through the web of deceit and suspicion. As he unravels the truth behind the theft, Holmes uncovers a surprising twist involving misplaced trust and betrayal.

In this iconic story, Holmes finds himself pursued by his arch-nemesis, Professor James Moriarty, the criminal mastermind. As Moriarty threatens to destroy Holmes and his reputation, the detective realizes the gravity of the situation and the danger posed by his brilliant adversary. Determined to protect his friends and society from Moriarty's evil influence, Holmes concocts a daring plan to outwit his opponent. The story culminates in a dramatic showdown at the Reichenbach Falls in Switzerland, where Holmes and Moriarty engage in a deadly struggle.

Walden is a reflection upon the author's simple living in natural surroundings. The work is part personal declaration of independence, social experiment, voyage of spiritual discovery, satire, and -- to some degree -- a manual for self-reliance.

"The Canterville Ghost" is a humorous short story by Oscar Wilde. It was the first of Wilde's stories to be published, appearing in two parts in The Court and Society Review, 23 February and 2 March 1887. The story is about an American family who moved to a castle haunted by the ghost of a dead English nobleman, who killed his wife and was then walled in and starved to death by his wife's brothers.

The Invisible Man is Jack Griffin, a scientist who has devoted himself to research into optics and who invents a way to change a body's refractive index to that of air so that it neither absorbs nor reflects light. He carries out this procedure on himself and renders himself invisible, but fails in his attempt to reverse it.

One of Kafka's best-known works, Metamorphosis tells the story of salesman Gregor Samsa, who wakes one morning to find himself inexplicably transformed into a huge insect and subsequently struggles to adjust to this new condition.

A Princess of Mars is a science fantasy novel by American writer Edgar Rice Burroughs, the first of his Barsoom series. The story is set on Mars, imagined as a dying planet with a harsh desert environment. This vision of Mars was based on the work of the astronomer Percival Lowell, whose ideas were widely popularized in the late 19th and early 20th centuries.

This powerful novel, written by Harriet Beecher Stowe, sheds light on the harsh realities of slavery in the 19th century. Join unforgettable characters like Uncle Tom and Eliza as they navigate through love, sacrifice, and the fight for freedom.

The Memoirs of Sherlock Holmes is a collection of short stories by British writer Arthur Conan Doyle, first published late in 1893.

Frankenstein; or, The Modern Prometheus is an 1818 novel written by English author Mary Shelley. Frankenstein tells the story of Victor Frankenstein, a young scientist who creates a sapient creature in an unorthodox scientific experiment. Shelley started writing the story when she was 18, and the first edition was published anonymously in London on 1 January 1818, when she was 20. Her name first appeared in the second edition, which was published in Paris in 1821.

The Time Machine is a post-apocalyptic science fiction novella by H. G. Wells, published in 1895. The work is generally credited with the popularization of the concept of time travel by using a vehicle or device to travel purposely and selectively forward or backward through time. The term "time machine", coined by Wells, is now almost universally used to refer to such a vehicle or device.

The Wonderful Wizard of Oz is a 1900 children's novel written by author L. Frank Baum and illustrated by W. W. Denslow. It is the first novel in the Oz series of books. A Kansas farm girl named Dorothy ends up in the magical Land of Oz after she and her pet dog Toto are swept away from their home by a cyclone. Upon her arrival in the magical world of Oz, she learns she cannot return home until she has destroyed the Wicked Witch of the West.